Adam's Law of the Holistic Web
Any problems with the web are indirectly but completely and
totally your own fault.
Adam's Law of Fictional Worlds
Every fictional world will develop to the point where the only
interesting things left to do involve destroying parts of it. The
equation for this is:
Q = c * (L^x) / (P^y)
Where:
c = some constant
Q = Quality of the world
L = Length of time before this destruction becomes necessary
x = either 1 or -1 depending on the size of L
P = Permanence of destruction
y = -1 for comedy, 1 for everything else.
Adam's Law of Confusion
The easily confused deserve to be confused.
Adam's Law of Assistance
If you give a man a fish, you'll only teach him where to go next time
he's hungry.
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