Adam's Law of the Holistic Web

Any problems with the web are indirectly but completely and totally your own fault.

Adam's Law of Fictional Worlds

Every fictional world will develop to the point where the only interesting things left to do involve destroying parts of it. The equation for this is:
Q = c * (L^x) / (P^y)
c = some constant
Q = Quality of the world
L = Length of time before this destruction becomes necessary
x = either 1 or -1 depending on the size of L
P = Permanence of destruction
y = -1 for comedy, 1 for everything else.

Adam's Law of Confusion

The easily confused deserve to be confused.

Adam's Law of Assistance

If you give a man a fish, you'll only teach him where to go next time he's hungry.

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